Say what you really mean! Whether you’re in the mood to declare your love or, let’s be honest, your lust, these greeting cards from Warm Human have you covered–in velvet-soft luxury, no less. Because sometimes a sweet “I love you” just doesn’t cover all the bases you’re trying to cover or uncover.
With messages like, “I just want you to be happy…and naked,” and “Your (hap)penis…is my (hap)penis,” these cards make perfect additions to anniversaries, birthdays, or a random Tuesday when you want to make your partner laugh and get their clothes off.
Because, honestly, what’s the point of beating around the bush (pun fully intended)? Plus, they offer discounts if you stock up – and trust me, you’ll want to.
So, if you’re tired of playing coy, this line of adult only greeting cards is the not-so-subtle way to ditch the clichés and skip straight to the good stuff. Because sometimes I love you is nice, but I love you, now get naked is so much better.
