Hoochie Coochie Man Recipe

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Hoochie Coochie Man Recipe

 

Page 123, Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails and Tonics

In India, where temperatures regularly hit three figures, cooling beverages are a must. Enter the lassi, a yogurt-based drink that’s akin to a smoothie. My favorite version features mango puree—or, in a pinch, mango sorbet or sherbet—paired with thick Greek-style yogurt and a snow shower of crushed coconut water ice. If you’re making a Hoochie Coochie Man, you’ll want to correct it with a little cannabis-infused light rum. Try infusing your rum with Critical Kush, a mostly-Indica strain. It has deep aromatics of Asian spices, freshly turned soil, and a concentrated pungency that’s the right contrast for the sweetness of the mango and the yogurt. And there’s enlightenment in each sip. (This strain of Kush is a powerful full-body relaxant, though, so no driving or bicycle riding allowed!) Top off your Hoochie with a couple drops of Creole bitters, which were originally invented as a remedy for dysentery.

  • 4 OUNCES (120 ML) MANGO PUREE
  • 4 OUNCES (120 ML) GREEK-STYLE YOGURT
  • 1 OUNCE (30 ML) CANNABIS-INFUSED LIGHT RUM
  • 1 CUP CRUSHED COCONUT WATER ICE
  • CREOLE-STYLE BITTERS

Combine all the ingredients in blender and process until smooth. Divide between two Burgundy wine glasses with plenty of freshly crushed coconut water ice. Dot each with a couple drops of the Creole bitters.

SERVES 2

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