If flower alone won’t launch you, these asteroids will.
These aren’t your average moon rocks. Uplift’s THCA Asteroids take premium flower and coat it in pure THCA isolate, delivering a potent, slow-burning experience that’s as eye-catching as it is effective. Available in standout strains like Candyland (Sativa), Permanent Marker (Hybrid), and Black Truffle Pie (Indica), each 3.5-gram jar is third-party tested and federally compliant—clocking in under 0.3% Delta-9 THC pre-heat. Once sparked, though, that THCA converts to pure elevation. The flavor stays true to the strain, while the added isolate amps up the intensity. It’s clean, legal, and seriously strong—ideal for heavy hitters looking for something a little extra. Just don’t expect to get much done after takeoff.
