ET Gets Stoned

The planet Mars
photo courtesy of NASA
Astronauts haven’t landed on Mars yet, but when they do, they will be able to grow marijuana there thanks to breakthroughs in extraterrestrial cannabis cultivation.

A biologist at the University of Guelph in Canada has developed a cultivation chamber called ‘The Fridge,’ which can grow edible vegetation on the Red Planet.

The theory goes that if the “Controlled Environment Systems Research Facility” can produce a stasis pod that allows marijuana to thrive, the same technology can be put to use when humanity begins colonizing the solar system..

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